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Look, assholes, I understand that you new-age parents need to name your kids something creative (I'll admit, being one of five Sarah's in a French class of 16 or so really got on my nerves). But really, spell it Lindsay, not Lynzee, not Lynzeigh, not Lynsie, et cetera. Also, it's spelled "Kimberly", not "Kymberleigh", not "Khymburlie", or God-forbid, no, just no ... "Khymmburleigh". I swear to God that one day I will encounter that. Why shouldn't I? What is stopping irresponsible, possibly unmarried parents from writing all over their brand-new blank slate the uninhibited, "non-conformist" sludge they wish was ideal in society? Certainly nothing legal. I can live with alternate spellings such as "Jaclyn" instead of Jacqueline - those aren't so terrible. But don't spell a long "e" sound with an "eigh". If you MUST do that, just keep it simple and name your baby girl "Leigh". That's IT! Don't go push "Jaclyn" over the edge by adding extra n's, a few k's, and maybe an e on the end. Hell, just spell it "Jakklynne" and see how that revs my engine. And don't fuse names either. (Amber + Kimberly)/2 does NOT equal Amberleigh.
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